gonzobot
Welcome to the help page for gonzobot, a fork of the awesome IRC bot Cloudbot that has been customized for Snoonet. To send gonzobot a command use ‘.’ or ‘@’ as a prefix to any of the commands listed below, the terms listed in parenthesis are aliases and will work the same as the command. Example: .cake bloodygonzo
gonzobot Command list
8ball (eightball, 8): <question> - asks the all knowing magic electronic eight ball <question>
about: - Gives information about CloudBot. Use .about license for licensing information
addbad: <word> <channel> - adds a bad word to the auto kick list must specify a channel with each word ( Permission required: badwords)
adduser: <user> <group> - adds <user> to <group> ( Permission required: permissions_users)
aesthetic (fw, vapor): <string> – Converts <string> to full width characters.
amazon (az): <query> – Searches Amazon for query
antonym: <word> - Returns a list of antonyms for <word>.
ask (gonzobot, gonzo, cb, cleverbot): <text> - chat with cleverbot.com
awesome (iscool, cool): - Prints a webpage to show <nick> how awesome they are.
ban: <channel> <user> - bans <user> in <channel>, or in the caller’s channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_ban, op, chanop)
bancount: <user> - gets a count of <user>’s minecraft bans from fishbans
band (la): <artist> - displays information about <artist>.
bang: - when there is a duck on the loose use this command to shoot it.
bans (fishbans): <user> - gets information on <user>’s minecraft bans from fishbans
base64: <string> – Encode <string> with base64.
bdsm (dominate): <user> - Just a little bit of kinky fun.
beats: - Gets the current time in .beats (Swatch Internet Time).
beer: <user> - gives beer to <user>
befriend: - when there is a duck on the loose use this command to befriend it before someone else shoots it.
bible (passage): <passage> - Prints the specified passage from the Bible
bing (b): <query> - returns the first bing search result for <query>
bingimage (bis): <query> - returns the first bing image search result for <query>
bitcoin (btc): - Returns the current bitcoin value
bite: <user> - bites <user>
boobs (boobies): - prints boobies!
bookpun: - Suggests a pun of a book title/author.
books (gbooks): <query> - Searches Google Books for <query>.
bottomten (pointsbottom, hated): - prints the top 10 things with the lowest points in the channel. To see the bottom 10 items in all of the channels the bot sits in use .bottomten global.
brainfuck (bf): <prog> - executes <prog> as Brainfuck code
brekkie (brekky): <user> - gives brekkie to <user>
brew: <query> - returns the first brewerydb search result for <query>
burger: <user> - gives a tasty burger to <user>
cah: <text> - Submit text to be used as a CAH whitecard
cahb: <text> - Submit text with _ for the bot to fill in the rest. You can submit text with multiple _
cake: <user> - gives a cake to <user>
cakeday: <reddituser> - will return the cakeday for the given reddit username.
capitalize (capitalise): <string> – Capitalizes <string>.
catgifs: - gets a fucking cat gif.
cats: - gets a fucking fact about cats.
cereal: <user> - gives cereal to <user>
chain: <cmd1> <args…> | <cmd2> <args…> | … - Runs commands in a chain, piping the output from previous commands to tne next
chainallow: {add <hook> <{allow|deny}>|del <hook>} - Manage the allowed list fo comands for the chain command ( Permission required: botcontrol, snoonetstaff)
chainlist: - Returns the list of commands allowed in ‘chain’
changetopic (question, discuss): - generates a random question to help start a conversation or change a topic
cheese: <user> - gives cheese to <user>
chicken: <user> - gives chicken to <user>
chocolate: <user> - gives chocolate to <user>
choose: <choice1>, <choice2>, <choice3>, etc. - randomly picks one of the given choices
cleanusers: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
clearoptout: <channel> - Clears the optout list for a channel. Specify “global” to clear all data for this network
clearusers: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
clinton: <user> - Clinton a <user>
cmdinfo: <command> - Gets various information about a command
coffee: <user> - gives coffee to <user>
coin: <amount> - flips <amount> coins
color_parse: Command has no documentation.
compliment: <user> - Makes the bot compliment <user>.
confucious: - confucious say man standing on toilet is high on pot.
connlist (listconns): - Lists all current connections and their status ( Permission required: botcontrol)
cookie: <user> - gives a cookie to <user>
crypto (cryptocurrency): <ticker> <currency> - Returns current value of a cryptocurrency
currencies: Command has no documentation.
cycle: <#channel> - cycles <#channel>, or the caller’s channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: botcontrol)
cypher (cipher): <pass> <string> – cyphers <string> with <password>
dadjoke: - love em or hate em, bring on the dad jokes.
debase64 (unbase64): <string> – Decode <string> with base64.
decypher (decipher): <pass> <string> - decyphers <string> with <password>
define (dictionary): <word> - Returns a dictionary definition from Wordnik for <word>.
deleteherald: <nickname> - Delete <nickname>’s herald. ( Permission required: botcontrol, snoonetstaff)
deloptout: <chan> <pattern> - Delete global optout hooks matching <pattern> in <chan>, or the current channel if not specified
deluser: <user> <group> - removes <user> from <group>, or from all groups if no group is specified ( Permission required: permissions_users)
deop: <channel> <user> - deops <user> in <channel>, or in the caller’s channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_op, op, chanop)
derpify: <text> - returns some amusing responses from your input.
devoice: <channel> <user> - devoices <user> in <channel>, or in the caller’s channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_voice, op, chanop)
dig: <domain> <recordtype> - returns a list of records for the specified domain valid record types are A, NS, TXT, and MX. If a record type is not chosen A will be the default.
disableregex: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
dogecoin (doge): - Returns the current dogecoin value
doggifs: - Returns a random dog GIF from http://bestanimations.com/
doit: - prints a do it line, example: mathmaticians do with a pencil
domain (domainr): <domain> - uses domain.nr’s API to search for a domain, and similar domains
donut: <user> - gives a donut to <user>
doobie: <user> - gives a doobie to <user>
down (offline, up): <url> - checks if <url> is online or offline
dp (dogpile, g): <query> - Uses the dogpile search engine to find shit on the web.
dpis (gis): <query> - Uses the dogpile search engine to search for images.
dragon (ds): <query> - Searches the dragonvale wiki for the specified text.
drama: <phrase> - gets the first paragraph of the Encyclopedia Dramatica article on <phrase>
drink: <nick> - makes the user a random cocktail.
duckforgive: <nick> - Allows people to be removed from the mandatory cooldown period. ( Permission required: op, ignore)
duckkick: <enable|disable> - If the bot has OP or half-op in the channel you can specify .duckkick enable|disable so that people are kicked for shooting or befriending a non-existent goose. Default is off. ( Permission required: chanop, op, botcontrol)
duckmerge: <user1> <user2> - Moves the duck scores from one nick to another nick. Accepts two nicks as input the first will have their duck scores removed the second will have the first score added. Warning this cannot be undone. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
ducks: <nick> - Prints a users duck stats. If no nick is input it will check the calling username.
duckstats: - Prints duck statistics for the entire channel and totals for the network.
dumpchans: - Dumps all stored channel data for this connection to the console ( Permission required: botcontrol)
dumpusers: - Dumps all stored user data for this connection to the console ( Permission required: botcontrol)
dwi (dealwithit): <nick> - Tell <nick> in the channel to deal with it. Code located in reactions.py
e (etymology): <word> - retrieves the etymology of <word>
eggcalc (dc, dragoncalc): <time> - Parses dragonvalebreedingguide.com for a list of possible dragons based on the incubation time. Enter the time as 5 hours, 30 minutes. For upgraded incubation times put ‘upgrade’ at the front of the time length
enableregex: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
escape: <string> – Unicode escapes <string>.
expand: <url> - unshortens <url>
f (forget): <word> - forgets previously remembered <word> ( Permission required: op, chanop)
fact: - Gets a random fact about numbers or dates.
feed (news, rss): <feed> – Gets the first three items from the RSS/ATOM feed <feed>.
fetish (tmf): <nick> - Did some one just mention what your fetish was? Let <nick> know! Code located in reactions.py
fight (challenge, spar, fite): <user> - fights <user>
fix: <text> - fixes a flipped over table. ┬─┬ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
flenny: - flenny is watching.
flip: <text> - Flips <text> over.
flirt (sexup, jackmeoff): <user> - flirts with <user>
flushlog: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
fmk: <nick> - Fuck, Marry, Kill
fml: - gets a random quote from fmylife.com
fortune: - hands out a fortune cookie
fos (fuckoff, foaas): <name> - tell some one to fuck off or just .fos for a generic fuckoff
fp (facepalm): <nick> - Expresses your frustration with <Nick>. Code located in reactions.py
friends: <{global|average}> - Prints a list of the top duck friends in the channel, if ‘global’ is specified all channels in the database are included.
fuck: - returns something funny.
generatehelp: - Dumps a list of commands with their help text to the docs directory formatted using markdown. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
geoip: <host|ip> - Looks up the physical location of <host|ip> using Maxmind GeoLite
getdata: - Get data for current user ( Permission required: botcontrol)
ghissue (issue): <username|repo> <number> - gets issue <number>’s summary, or the open issue count if no issue is specified
gif (giphy): <query> - Searches giphy.com for a gif using the provided search term.
gitio: <url> <custom> - shortens a github URL <url> using git.io with <custom> as an optional custom shortlink,
global_ignore: <nick|mask> – ignores all input from <nick|mask> in ALL channels. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
global_unignore: <nick|mask> – un-ignores all input from <nick|mask> in ALL channels. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
glomp: <user> - glomps <user>
googl: <url> <custom> - shorten <url> using goo.gl with <custom> as an option custom shortlink,
google_translate: <source language <target language>> <sentence> - translates <sentence> from source language (default autodetect)
gperms: <group> - lists permissions given to <group> ( Permission required: permissions_users)
grab: <nick> - grabs the last message from the specified nick and adds it to the quote database
grabrandom (grabr): <nick> - grabs a random quote from the grab database
grabsearch (grabs): <text> - matches “text” against nicks or grab strings in the database
groups (permgroups, listgroups): - lists all valid groups ( Permission required: permissions_users)
gse: <query> – Returns first Google search result for <query>.
gseis (image): <query> – Returns first Google Images result for <query>.
gusers: <group> - lists users in <group> ( Permission required: permissions_users)
halal (halaal): <user> - gives food to <user>
hash: <string> – Returns hashes of <string>.
hd (headdesk): <nick> - Hit your head against the desk becausae of <nick>. Code located in reactions.py
help: <command> - gives help for <command>, or lists all available commands if no command is specified
herald: {<message>|show|delete|remove} - adds a greeting for your nick that will be announced everytime you join the channel. Using .herald show will show your current herald and .herald delete will remove your greeting.
high5 (highfive, hi5): <user> - highfives <user>
hookstats: {global|network <name>|channel <network> <channel>|hook <hook>} - Get hook usage statistics ( Permission required: snoonetstaff, botcontrol)
hookup: - matches two users from the channel in a sultry scene.
horoscope: <sign> - get your horoscope
hug: <user> - hugs <user>
hunt_opt_out: <{add <chan>|remove <chan>|list}> - Running this command without any arguments displays the status of the current channel. hunt_opt_out add #channel will disable all duck hunt commands in the specified channel. hunt_opt_out remove #channel will re-enable the game for the specified channel. ( Permission required: op, ignore)
icecream: <user> - gives icecream to <user>
ignore: <nick|mask> – ignores all input from <nick|mask> in this channel. ( Permission required: ignore, chanop)
imdb: <movie> - gets information about <movie> from IMDb
imgur: <search term> / </r/subreddit> / </user/username> / memes / random - returns a link to a random imgur image based
imguralbum (multiimgur, imgalbum, album): <search term> / </r/subreddit> / </user/username> / memes / random - returns a link to lots of random images
info: <factoid> - shows the source of a factoid
insult: <user> - insults <user>
isbase64 (checkbase64): <string> – Checks if <string> is a valid base64 encoded string
isgd: <url> <custom> - shortens a url using is.gd with <custom> as an optional custom shortlink,
issafe: <website> – Checks the website against Google’s Safe Browsing List.
isup: <url> - uses isup.me to check if <url> is online or offline
join: <channel> - joins <channel> ( Permission required: botcontrol, snoonetstaff)
karma (ruser): <reddituser> - will return the information about the specified reddit username
kebab: <user> - gives a kebab to <user>
kenm: - Wisdom from Ken M.
kernel: - gets a list of linux kernel versions
kero (kerowhack): - Returns the text input the way kerouac5 would say it.
keto: <user> - gives food to <user>
kick: <channel> <user> - kicks <user> from <channel>, or from the caller’s channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_kick, op, chanop)
kill (end): <user> - kills <user>
killers: <{global|average}> - Prints a list of the top duck killers in the channel, if ‘global’ is specified all channels in the database are included.
kosher: <user> - gives food to <user>
lagcheck: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
langlist (tlist): - List the languages/codes that can be used to translate. Translation is powered by Yandex https://translate.yandex.com
lart: <user> - LARTs <user>
lastfm (l, np, last): <user> <dontsave> - displays the now playing (or last played) track of LastFM user <user>
lastfmcompare (lc, compare): <user1> <user2> - displays the now playing (or last played) track of LastFM user <user>
lastgrab (lgrab): <nick> - prints the last grabbed quote from <nick>.
lawyerjoke: - returns a lawyer joke, so lawyers know how much we hate them
leet: <text> – Makes <text> more 1337h4x0rz.
length: <string> – Gets the length of <string>
lenny: - why the shit not lennyface
libreband (librela): <artist> - displays information about <artist>.
librecompare (librelc): - This command is not supported in the libre.fm API
librefm (librenp, librelast): <user> <dontsave> - displays the now playing (or last played) track of libre.fm user <user>
librelibrelta (libretopall): <username> - Grabs a list of the top artists in the last year for a libre.fm username. You can set your librefm username with .l username
libreltm (libretopmonth): <username> - Grabs a list of the top artists in the last month for a libre.fm username. You can set your librefm username with .l username
libreltw (libretopweek): <username> - Grabs a list of the top artists in the last week for a libre.fm username. You can set your librefm username with .l username
libreplays: - This command is not supported in the libre.fm API
libretopartists (libreta): <username> - Grabs a list of the top artists for a libre.fm username. You can set your libre.fm username with .librefm username
libretoptrack (libretop, libretoptracks, librett): <username> - Grabs a list of the top tracks for a libre.fm username
listbad: <channel> - Returns a list of bad words specify a channel to see words for a particular channel ( Permission required: badwords)
listchans: - Lists the current channels the bot is in ( Permission required: botcontrol)
listdetailedfacts: - lists all available factoids with their respective data
listfacts: - lists all available factoids
listoptout: <channel> - View the opt out data for <channel> or the current channel if not specified. Specify “global” to view all data for this network
listregex: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
litecoin (ltc): - Returns the current litecoin value
lmgtfy (gfy): <phrase> - gets a lmgtfy.com link for the specified phrase
loadbad: - Should run on start of bot to load the existing words into the regex ( Permission required: badwords)
locate (maps): <location> – Finds <location> on Google Maps.
lock: <channel> - locks <channel>, or in the caller’s channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_lock, op, chanop)
lower: <string> – Convert string to lowercase.
lta (topartist): <username> - Grabs a list of the top artists for a last.fm username. You can set your lastfm username with .l username
ltm (topmonth): <username> - Grabs a list of the top artists in the last month for a last.fm username. You can set your lastfm username with .l username
ltop (ltt): <username> - Grabs a list of the top tracks for a last.fm username
ltw (topweek): <username> - Grabs a list of the top artists in the last week for a last.fm username. You can set your lastfm username with .l username
lty (topyear): <username> - Grabs a list of the top artists in the last year for a last.fm username. You can set your lastfm username with .l username
lurve (luff, luv): <user> - lurves <user>
lyrics: <artist and/or song> - will fetch the first 150 characters of a song and a link to the full lyrics.
mcping (mcp): <server<:port>> - gets info about the Minecraft server at <server<:port>>
mcstatus: - gets the status of various Mojang (Minecraft) servers
mcuser (haspaid, mcpaid): <username> - gets information about the Minecraft user <account>
mcwiki: <phrase> - gets the first paragraph of the Minecraft Wiki article on <phrase>
me (act): <#channel> <action> - acts out <action> in a <#channel>, or in the current channel of none is specified ( Permission required: botcontrol, snoonetstaff)
meh: - List the current meh.com deal.
message (sayto): <name> <message> - says <message> to <name> ( Permission required: botcontrol, snoonetstaff)
metacritic (mc): <all|movie|tv|album|x360|ps3|pc|gba|ds|3ds|wii|vita|wiiu|xone|ps4> <title> - gets rating for <title> from
metar: <ICAO station code> - returns the metars information for the specified station. A list of station codes can be found here: http://weather.rap.ucar.edu/surface/stations.txt
mfp (myfitnesspal): <user> - returns macros from the MyFitnessPal food diary of <user>
milkshake: <user> - gives a milkshake to <user>
minuspts: - prints the things you have disliked and their scores
mlb: <team city> - gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.
mlia: - gets a random quote from MyLifeIsAverage.com
mm (rmpoint): <thing> - subtracts a point from the <thing>
mock: <nick> - turn <user>’s last message in to aLtErNaTiNg cApS
monsterfriends: <{global|average}> - Prints a list of the top monster friends in the channel, if ‘global’ is specified all channels in the database are included.
monsterkillers: <{global|average}> - Prints a list of the top monster killers in the channel, if ‘global’ is specified all channels in the database are included.
monsters: <nick> - Prints a users monster stats. If no nick is input it will check the calling username.
monsterstats: - Prints monster statistics for the entire channel and totals for the network.
moregrab: <page> - if a grab search has lots of results the results are pagintated. If the most recent search is paginated the pages are stored for retreival. If no argument is given the next page will be returned else a page number can be specified.
moremod: <page> - if a sub or mod list has lots of results the results are pagintated. If the most recent search is paginated the pages are stored for retreival. If no argument is given the next page will be returned else a page number can be specified.
moreprofile: <page> - If a category search has lots of results the results are paginated. If the most recent search is paginated the pages are stored for retrieval. If no argument is given the next page will be returned else a page number can be specified.
morescore: <pagenum> - if a score list has lots of results the results are pagintated. If the most recent search is paginated the pages are stored for retreival. If no argument is given the next page will be returned else a page number can be specified.
muffin: <user> - gives a muffin to <user>
munge: <text> – Munges up <text>.
mute: <channel> - mutes <channel>, or in the caller’s channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_mute, op, chanop)
namegen: <generator|list> - generates some names using the chosen generator, or lists all generators if ‘list’ is specified
nba: <team city> - gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.
ncb (ncaab): <team city> - gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.
ncf (ncaaf): <team city> - gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.
nfl: <team city> - gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.
nhl: <team city> - gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.
nick: <nick> - changes my nickname to <nick> ( Permission required: botcontrol)
nk: - outputs a random North Korea propaganda slogan
noodles: <user> - gives noodles to <user>
note (todo, notes): <add|list|get|del|clear> args - manipulates your list of notes
nugget: <user> - gives nuggets to <user>
objgrowth: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
objtypes: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
octopart (octo): <keyword> - Search for any part on the Octopart database.
op: <channel> <user> - ops <user> in <channel>, or in the caller’s channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_op, op, chanop)
optout: <chan> <pattern> <allow> - Set the global allow option for hooks matching <pattern> in <chan>, or the current channel if not specified
pancake: <user> - gives pancakes to <user>
part: <#channel> - parts <#channel>, or the caller’s channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: botcontrol, snoonetstaff)
password: <length <types>> - generates a password of <length> (default 12). <types> can include ‘alpha’, ‘no caps’, ‘numeric’, ‘symbols’ or any combination: eg. ‘numbers symbols’ (default: alpha numeric no caps)
pasta: <user> - gives pasta to <user>
penis (bepis): <nick> - much dongs, very ween, add a user nick as an arguement for slightly different ‘output’
pie: <user> - gives pie to <user>
ping: <host> <count> - pings <host> <count> times
pizza: <user> - gives pizza to <user>
plays: <artist> - displays the current user’s playcount for <artist>. You must have your username saved.
plpaste: <command> - pastes the plugin file that contains <command> ( Permission required: botcontrol)
pluginlist: - List all currently loaded plugins ( Permission required: botcontrol)
pluginload: <plugin path> - (Re)load <plugin> manually ( Permission required: botcontrol)
pluginunload: <plugin path> - Unload <plugin> manually ( Permission required: botcontrol)
pluspts: - prints the things you have liked and their scores
points: <thing> - will print the total points for <thing> in the channel.
poll: {<question><: <option1>, <option2><, <option3>>…|close} - Creates a poll for <question> with the provided options (default: Yes, No), or closes the poll if the argument is ‘close’
potato: <user> - gives a potato to <user>
pp (addpoint): <thing> - adds a point to the <thing>
pre (scene): <query> - searches scene releases using orlydb.com
present (gift): <user> - gives gift to <user>
profile: <nick> <category> - Returns a user’s saved profile data from “<category>”, or lists all available profile categories for the user if no category specified
profileadd: <category> <content> - Adds data to your profile in the current channel under “<category>”
profileclear: <key> - Clears all of your profile data in the current channel
profiledel: <category> - Deletes “<category>” from a user’s profile
pronounce (sounditout): <word> - Returns instructions on how to pronounce <word> with an audio example.
pun: - Come on everyone loves puns right?
pymdiff: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
pymsummary: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
q (quote): <#chan> <nick> <#n> OR add <nick> <message> - gets the <#n>th quote by <nick> (defaulting to random)
qrcode (qr): <link> - returns a link to a QR code image for <link>
quiet: <channel> <user> - quiets <user> in <channel>, or in the caller’s channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_quiet, op, chanop)
quran (verse): <verse> - Prints the specified Qur’anic verse(s) and its/their translation(s)
r (remember): <word> <+><data> - remembers <data> with <word> - add + to <data> to append. If the input starts with <act> the message will be sent as an action. If <user> in in the message it will be replaced by input arguments when command is called. ( Permission required: op, chanop)
rainbow: <text> – Gives <text> rainbow colors.
randomusefulsite: Command has no documentation.
raw: <command> - sends <command> as a raw IRC command ( Permission required: botcontrol)
reconnect: <connection> - Reconnects to <connection> or the current connection if not specified ( Permission required: botcontrol)
reddit: <subreddit> <n> - gets a random post from <subreddit>, or gets the <n>th post in the subreddit
regexstatus: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
remind (reminder, in): <1 minute, 30 seconds>: <do task> – reminds you to <do task> in <1 minute, 30 seconds>
remove: <user> - force removes <user> from the caller’s channel. ( Permission required: op_rem, op, chanop)
resethistory: - resets chat history for the current channel
resetregex: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
restart: <reason> - restarts me with <reason> as its quit message. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
results: <user> - Shows current results from <user>’s poll. If <user> is empty, it will show results for your poll.
reverse: <string> – Reverses <string>.
rice: <user> - gives rice to <user>
rmbad (delbad): <word> <channel> - removes the specified word from the specified channels bad word list ( Permission required: badwords)
roll (dice): <dice roll> - simulates dice rolls. Example: ‘dice 2d20-d5+4 roll 2’: D20s, subtract 1D5, add 4
rot13: <string> – Encode <string> with rot13.
rottentomatoes (rt): <title> - gets ratings for <title> from Rotten Tomatoes
ruad (rud, ruadick): <username> - checks ruadick.com to see if you’re a dick on reddit
sandwich: <user> - gives a sandwich to <user>
sauce (source): - Returns a link to the source
say: <#channel> <message> - says <message> to <#channel>, or to the caller’s channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: botcontrol, snoonetstaff)
scone: <user> - gives a scone to <user>
scuser: <query> – Searches for users on SoundCloud.
seen: <nick> <channel> - tells when a nickname was last in active in one of my channels
shorten: <url> <custom> - shortens a url with <custom> as an optional custom shortlink
showtells: - View all pending tell messages (sent in a notice).
shrug: - shrugs
slap: <user> - Makes the bot slap <user>.
slickdeals: - List the top 3 frontpage slickdeals.net deals.
snopes: <topic> - Searches snopes for an urban legend about <topic>.
soundcloud (sc): <query> – Searches for tracks on SoundCloud.
soup: <user> - gives Some Soup to <user>
spalbum: <album> - Search Spotify for <album>
spank: <user> - Spanks <user>
spartist (artist): <artist> - Search Spotify for <artist>
spell: <word/sentence> - Check spelling of a word or sentence.
spotify (sptrack): <song> - Search Spotify for <song>
starthunt: - This command starts a duckhunt in your channel, to stop the hunt use .stophunt ( Permission required: chanop, op, botcontrol)
steak: <user> - gives a nice steak dinner to <user>
steam: <query> - Search for specified game/trailer/DLC
steamcalc (steamdb): <username> - Gets value of steam account. Uses steamcommunity.com/id/<nickname>.
steamid (sid, steamuser, su): <username> - gets the steam ID of <username>. Uses steamcommunity.com/id/<nickname>.
stock: <symbol> - Get stock information from the AlphaVantage API
stophunt: - This command stops the duck hunt in your channel. Scores will be preserved ( Permission required: chanop, op, botcontrol)
stopthebot: <reason> - stops me with <reason> as its quit message. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
strax: <user> - Generates a quote from Strax, optionally targeting <user>
subinfo (sub, subreddit, rinfo): <subreddit> - fetches information about the specified subreddit.
submods (mods, rmods): <subreddit> - prints the moderators of the specified subreddit.
subs (moderates): <username> - This plugin prints the list of subreddits a user moderates listed in a reddit users profile. Private subreddits will not be listed.
suggest: <phrase> - Gets suggested phrases for a google search
superscript: <text> – Makes <text> superscript.
sushi: <user> - gives sushi to <user>
swapcase: <string> – Swaps the capitalization of <string>.
synonym: <word> - Returns a list of synonyms for <word>.
system: - Retrieves information about the host system.
table: <text> - (╯°□°）╯︵ <ʇxǝʇ>
taco: <user> - gives a taco to <user>
taf: <ICAO station code> - returns the taf information for the specified station. A list of station codes can be found here: http://weather.rap.ucar.edu/surface/stations.txt
tea: <user> - gives tea to <user>
tell: <nick> <message> - Relay <message> to <nick> when <nick> is around.
tfw: Command has no documentation.
threaddump: Command has no documentation. ( Permission required: botcontrol)
time: <location> - Gets the current time in <location>.
titlecase: <string> – Convert string to title case.
topic: <channel> <topic> - changes the topic to <topic> in <channel>, or in the caller’s channel ( Permission required: op_topic, op, chanop)
topten (pointstop, loved): - prints the top 10 things with the highest points in the channel. To see the top 10 items in all of the channels the bot sits in use .topten global.
tran (translate): <language or language code> - text to translate. Translation is Powered by Yandex https://translate.yandex.com
triforce: - returns a triforce!
trump: <user> - Trump a <user>
tv (tv_next): <series> - Get the next episode of <series>.
tv_prev (tv_last): <series> - Gets the most recently aired episode of <series>.
twitch (twitchtv): <channel name> – Retrieves the channel and shows it’s offline/offline status
twitter (twatter, tw): <user> <n> - Gets last/<n>th tweet from <user>
twuser (twinfo): <user> - Get info on the Twitter user <user>
ugroups: <user> - lists all permissions given to <user>, or the caller if no user is specified
unban: <channel> <user> - unbans <user> in <channel>, or in the caller’s channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_ban, op, chanop)
unescape: <string> – Unicode unescapes <string>.
unignore: <nick|mask> – un-ignores all input from <nick|mask> in this channel. ( Permission required: ignore, chanop)
unlock: <channel> - unlocks <channel>, or in the caller’s channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_lock, op, chanop)
unmute: <channel> - unmutes <channel>, or in the caller’s channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_mute, op, chanop)
unquiet: <channel> <user> - unquiets <user> in <channel>, or in the caller’s channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_quiet, op, chanop)
updateusers: - Forces an update of all /NAMES data for all channels ( Permission required: botcontrol)
uperms: <user> - lists all permissions given to <user>, or the caller if no user is specified
upper: <string> – Convert string to uppercase.
urban (u): <phrase> <id> - Looks up <phrase> on urbandictionary.com.
usa: <text> – Makes <text> more patriotic.
validate (w3c): <url> - Runs url through the W3C Markup Validator.
voat: <subverse> <n> - gets a random post from <subverse>, or gets the <n>th post in the subverse
voice: <channel> <user> - voices <user> in <channel>, or in the caller’s channel if no channel is specified ( Permission required: op_voice, op, chanop)
vote: <poll> <choice> - Vote on a poll; responds on error and silently records on success.
weather (we): <location> - Gets weather data for <location>.
whois: <domain> - Does a whois query on <domain>.
wiki (wikipedia, w): <phrase> - Gets first sentence of Wikipedia article on <phrase>.
wine: <user> - gives wine to <user>
wisdom: - words of wisdom from various bathroom stalls.
wnba: <team city> - gets the score or next scheduled game for the specified team. If no team is specified all games will be included.
wolframalpha (convert, wa, ca, math, calc): <query> – Computes <query> using Wolfram Alpha.
word (wordoftheday): <date> - returns the word of the day. To see past word of the day enter use the format yyyy-MM-dd. The specified date must be after 2009-08-10.
wordrandom (randomword): - Grabs a random word from wordnik.com
wordusage (wordexample, usage): <word> - Returns an example sentence showing the usage of <word>.
wpass (wordpassword, wordpass): <length> - generates an easy to remember password with <length> (default 4) commonly used words
wrainbow: <text> – Gives each word in <text> rainbow colors.
wyr (wouldyourather): - What would you rather do?
xkcd: <search term> - Search for xkcd comic matching <search term>
yomomma: <nick> - tells a yo momma joke to <nick>
youtime (ytime): <query> - Gets the total run time of the first YouTube search result for <query>.
youtube (yt, y, you): <query> - Returns the first YouTube search result for <query>.
zombs: - prints some fucked up shit.